Friday, March 9, 2007

Breaking News: Tom Brady is Not The Father

So it turns out it is possible for a female celeb to get pregnant without the help of Tom Brady's super sperm. Salma Hayek has been knocked up by her partner, squillionaire businessman Francois-Henri Pinault.

But the real question is how big are her boobies going to get? In eight and a half months time they're going to be a hazard for low-flying aircraft. They might get large enough to be granted statehood.

To give you a little idea of what we're all going to be in for you can check out the two galleries above from our friends at Paparazzi Filth and Celebrity Legs as well as our own archive - which is going to get a lot bigger over the next few months, just like Salma. In what might become a regular feature, here's how they looked this past Monday:



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